Anti social fantasy 反统狂想曲

Reached home almost 11:00pm Sunday night after a wedding dinner at a restaurant in Serdang.

Chinese wedding dinner is a health hazard.

According to my own experience, a Chinese wedding dinner will shorten my life by half a day if it is held in Kajang and one day if it is held in Kuala Lumpur or Petaling Jaya.

Average time spent to attend a Chinese wedding dinner in KL or PJ is about 5 hours - Leaving home at 6:30 pm and returning home almost 11:30 pm.

During this 5 hours, my body and mind subjected to anxiety caused by traffic jam, parking problem, loud noise in the restaurant ( blaring music, loud karaoke singing and talking...), the killing punch is the food .... seven courses of oily, salty and meaty dishes, rice, plus extra sweet dessert ... and wine, beer, water being dumped into a small stomach within 2 hours of dining.

Too stressful for the body and mind !

I intend to declare soon myself a "vegetarian" in order to save my life. Not many "vegetarian wedding dinner" right?

Precious time wasted on waiting for food

浪费宝贵的时间等待食物

星期天，在沙登参加一个婚宴后，回到家已经接近十一点了。

华人结婚喜宴，危害身体健康。

根据我的体验，参加在加影的一次婚宴，我的寿命会减少半天，而在吉隆坡或八打灵，则会减少一天。

依据平均计算，我得花上五个小时参加在吉隆坡或八打灵的一个婚宴。通常在傍晚六时半出门，但至少要在十一点半左右，才能够到家。

在这五个小时里，我的身体及心神，需要承受交通拥挤或塞车，寻找泊车位，餐馆刺耳的音乐，卡拉OK的嘶叫忧虑和折磨，还有无聊的等待上菜时刻的到来。最伤害的，就是在短短的两个小时上菜时间，把七道菜。。。油腻，味重及很多的肉，饭，加上水，茶，酒，甜品一通的塞进那个小小的肚子里。。。。

这实在是对身体及精神造成了好大的压力。

我打算在不久的将来，宣布自己成为『素食者』，来保护我的生命。我想不会有很多素食的婚宴吧！