Can you make out what are the items in the picture?
你知道上面的照片里面是什么东西？
It is a parking lot. On the floor are a piece of tissue paper, on the white line, is a piece of pineapple stalk, and the inner most is a plastic bag next to a car.
这是一个停车位。在地上，最前面的是一张面纸，白线上是一小块黄梨心，然后最里面是一个透明塑胶袋，是在一辆汽车旁。
Now I want to tell you a story of a piece of tissue paper, a piece of pineapple stalk, a plastic bag PLUS an idiot.
I was sitting inside my car waiting to meet up with my friend for lunch at a car park in Sg Buluh New Village.
The car park was newly tarred and looked clean.
Then a man enter the car diagonally in front of me. He was holding a piece of pineapple. He started the engine, with air-con on, and started to eat the pineapple... very delicious and seemed enjoying very much. More than half way through..(more than half piece of pineapple gone), he decided to take out the remaining portion from the bag.
He threw the plastic bag out of the window and continue to eat the pineapple. Very delicious...must be very sweet.
He decided it was enough and threw out the remaining small piece of stalk. (Oooii idiot, that was the nicest crunchy part!)
Well, finished - do. Seemed very satisfied. So he took out a piece of tissue from the box and wiped his face.... very satisfied.
Then out the tissue paper through the window... and started moving his car out of the parking lot....
So you see, the story is about a piece of tissue paper, a small piece of pineapple stalk, a plastic bag AND of course, an idiot litter bug!
现在我要告诉你一个故事。一张卫生纸，一小块黄梨心，一个塑胶袋，加上一个混蛋。
今天下午，我在双溪普糯新村的停车场，坐在车里，等着一位朋友到来共用午餐。
这个停车场刚刚重铺箔油，非常干净整齐。
这时一个男人进入在我斜前面停放的车，手里拿着一块刚买来到黄梨。他进入车内，启动引擎，开了冷气，开始吃黄梨。。。看来是非常好吃，黄梨一定是很甜的。吃了大半快，他决定把它从塑胶袋里拿出来，就顺手的把塑胶袋丢出车窗外。。。然后继续的啃。。。的确是很好吃。
看来是吃到够爽了，然后把剩余的一小块心也丢出车窗外。。。（黄梨心最爽脆好吃呀，笨蛋）。
吃完了就要抹嘴和手。他从纸巾盒里拿了张面纸抹了嘴，抹了手。。。当然又是丢出车窗外啦！好了，可以开车了。。。
所以你看，这故事是关于一张面纸，一小块黄梨，一个塑胶袋。。。当然还有加上一个混蛋垃圾虫！
The idiot moving out ...may be going home to shit...(luckily he did not do so in the car park)
这个混蛋开车了。。可能回家去把吃的 “如厕” 出体外吧。。（幸好他不敢再停车场里如此做）
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