Thursday, August 20, 2009
Idiot litter bug 混蛋垃圾虫
Can you make out what are the items in the picture?
It is a parking lot. On the floor are a piece of tissue paper, on the white line, is a piece of pineapple stalk, and the inner most is a plastic bag next to a car.
Now I want to tell you a story of a piece of tissue paper, a piece of pineapple stalk, a plastic bag PLUS an idiot.
I was sitting inside my car waiting to meet up with my friend for lunch at a car park in Sg Buluh New Village.
The car park was newly tarred and looked clean.
Then a man enter the car diagonally in front of me. He was holding a piece of pineapple. He started the engine, with air-con on, and started to eat the pineapple... very delicious and seemed enjoying very much. More than half way through..(more than half piece of pineapple gone), he decided to take out the remaining portion from the bag.
He threw the plastic bag out of the window and continue to eat the pineapple. Very delicious...must be very sweet.
He decided it was enough and threw out the remaining small piece of stalk. (Oooii idiot, that was the nicest crunchy part!)
Well, finished - do. Seemed very satisfied. So he took out a piece of tissue from the box and wiped his face.... very satisfied.
Then out the tissue paper through the window... and started moving his car out of the parking lot....
So you see, the story is about a piece of tissue paper, a small piece of pineapple stalk, a plastic bag AND of course, an idiot litter bug!
The idiot moving out ...may be going home to shit...
(luckily he did not do so in the car park)
这个混蛋开车了。。可能回家去把吃的 “如厕” 出体外吧。。（幸好他不敢再停车场里如此做）