Monday, June 28, 2010

Wonderfully forgetful 神奇的健忘

Before I left for work this morning, I have arranged tasks to be done along/on the way passing the town:
1. Take out the rubbish
2. Return tiffing carrier to Lily.
3. Drop a letter into the Post by the road side.
4. Bank in a cheque

After taking out the rubbish, I drove off .... when about to reach the main junction traffic light, I realised that I have missed the letter post...forgotten to post the letter.

Then I drove to the bank and banked in the cheque through fast cheque machine. When entering the car, I looked at the passenger seat... oh.. I have forgotten to turn to Lily's house, the tiffin carrier was still on the seat!

At federal highway, I wanted to take some water... alamak, forgotten to bring bottled water (1.5 litres)...

Forgotten 3 out of 5!

Can any one tells me where to get a smart phone or PDA... by pressing a button, it would tell me what task to do for the next two hours.... next 2 days... next 2 weeks...

What man!?! 怎么搞的?!?

今天早上要上班前,我安排了几项事情,顺路完成:
1. 把垃圾拿出去。
2. 还给莉莉那天送饭来的饭盒。
3. 把信丢进路边的邮箱。
4. 到银行进支票。

把垃圾拿到大门外后,我就驾车出去了。到了大路交通灯时,才觉察到过了路边信箱。。也就是忘了寄信。

到了银行,进了支票,工作完成,但当我上车时,看到了置在前座的饭盒。。。阿拉嘛。。忘了弯进离家不远的莉莉家。。。。

在联邦大道时,想要喝点水。。。噢噢。。。忘了带水(通常是1.5公升瓶子)。。。

五件事,忘了三件!

是否有人可以告诉我,有没有一款精明电话,只要按一粒键,就可以告诉我,下两个小时,我要做些什么。。。下两天,我要做些什么。。。下两个星期,我要做些什么。。。

12 comments:

Mei said...

Because you're wife isn't there to remind you (or nag...whichever applicable) :)

Mary said...

使用精明电话来提醒自己绝对不是一个好方法,
因为你会忘了电话放在哪了:)
正确的方法应该是将心沉淀,然后锻炼脑要每件事分开,不明白?
就像将一件事放一个file,不要将5件事放一个file。试试吧,有效喔!

Simon Phun said...

Mary said try to compartmentalised (IT jargon - fragmentised) tasks.. 1 file for 1 task... not 5 tasks in 1 file.Good idea..the problem is -- my filing system is badly corrupted! :D

Simon Phun said...

The most nagged task: take out the rubbish!!

Agnes C said...

哎哟!是老来临的预兆,开玩笑啦!是你太忙,心
里有太多的事要顾。你太太几使回来?

Simon Phun said...

Agnes 姐妹。。。我现在自己一个人,快乐似神仙,她没有这么快回来,我现在还很快乐。她下月中才回来:D
(我太太不会看华文!)

Ngu said...

我总觉得你吃臭豆饭是好久以前的事啰(是我健忘?),怎么饭盒才还(或还在车里)?

Simon Phun said...

阿Ngu 。。。千万不要给我老婆知道 。。。。今天还是在车里!

Anonymous said...

噢!噢!噢!歡迎您加入“老人建忘俱樂部”!秀明已在里面了,當然,不論白髮黑髮的老神父都在里面!也少不了還有老什麼..什麼的..通通都在!

Simon Phun said...

我们都不老,应该称为『脑仁俱乐部』 - 脑有些(麻木)不仁!

天国就是住满这些圣人,那里每个人都忘了夫妻,父子,兄弟关系,全心归向天主。。。

Anthony said...

“神奇的健忘”改为“阿!你怎么搞?”,配图更有说服力。
哈哈!老大,你还小,只是分心吧了。还没老,不用太担心,特别是夫人出门,。。。这种情形常常会有啦!

溪水信女 said...

Uncle Simon,
They said: there are 2 symtoms as signs of old age. the 1st is easily, conveniently forgetful. and the 2nd...forgot already...pls do not lough at old people, we will be 10% more than what we are today, if we are good, when old, add 10% to the goodness, if not so good, then, 10% worse than now...better be good oh....