Thursday, October 15, 2009

Kill them 杀了它们

The art work of lizards 壁虎的杰作

When our children were toddlers, we used to teach them:" lizard... lizard... this is lizard". Lizard is so cute.

Now our children are big and stay with us no more, I said:“ kill the lizard, kill the lizard".

Yes, the lizards in our house are driving us crazy. There are hundreds of them "hanging" around the whole house, hiding behind pictures, cupboards, windows, dinning table, dustbins ....... dropping everywhere!

The lizard repellent is too costly -- RM 15 per can which can hardly cover two rooms area. So I use sapu lily to .....kill them all!

I have become violent. Frustration has driven me to KILL!

Killing weapons 杀戮的武器


当我们的孩子呀呀学语的时候,我们会指着墙上或天花板上的壁虎,教他们说:“壁虎。。。壁虎。。lizard...lizard...”。

现在,孩子也已长大,离巢外住,当我看到壁虎的时候,我说:“杀了你们。。。杀了你们。。”

是的,壁虎弄得我们眼睛喷火!应该是以后几百条的壁虎,盘踞在我们屋子的各个角落。他们藏在相架后面,橱子里外,餐桌,垃圾罗,窗门等地方,到处都是它们的粪便。

壁虎喷药非常的昂贵,每罐要整十五元,两间房间就用完了,我只好就地取材,把椰支扫帚当武器,用来杀处这些令我们头昏眼花的家伙。

我变得暴力。无奈及愤怒,驱使我要去杀它们!

Violent death 暴力的死亡

6 comments:

Ngu said...

是的,现在这个世界,不用暴力,就没有“和平”。

西满兄,下次的和平奖可能是你的了。(哈哈)

溪水信女 said...

Dear Uncle Simon,
Eh! Pls remember, they are only fulfilling their duties, killing the mosquitos and insects in your house leh...I saw some sisters putting broken egg shells around the corners...and less cicak liao...

agnes said...

老爸,
我在一个论坛里看到驱赶壁虎的方法哦!

只要把鸡蛋壳洗干净,放在壁虎出没的地方。

这里附上网址:http://mylovepress.net/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=272&extra=page%3D1
(这个网址是一个天主教朋友和朋友成立的)

Simon Phun said...

哈哈,可能你们害怕看到我残暴的一面,吓到你们了。。。。

鸡蛋壳也是我岳母介绍的方法,但是行不通。。。当你看着鸡蛋壳,看到壁虎就躲在鸡蛋壳的后面,你会更生气,好像被玩弄的感觉!!

不过也提醒了我,应该在试试。。这些壁虎群居在一起,在天花板上粪便一大堆,当雨天潮湿的时候,就有味道。。我就尝试把蛋壳放在这里,看看是否有效果。。。

我暂停『杀戮』的行动,改去吃鸡蛋!!!!

Simon Phun said...

haha... many of you are frighten by my violent character..

William Ngu said without violence, they will be no peace. May be I can be the candidate for the next peace prize.

Sister of Love and my god daughter Agnes of JB recommended eggshells method.

It is my mother in law's recommendation too. I tried before. When you looked at the eggshells, seeing lizards "playing hide and seek with you" behind the eggshells, you got angrier....

May be I shall tried again. So I shall suspend Operation Sapu Cicak, instead, start eating eggs.. for peace and love...hahahahha:D Thanks

Pauline said...

Oh please! don't eat so much eggs just to get the shells. Before you kill the lizards you maybe 6ft underground because of a heart attack.