Tuesday, April 20, 2010

All is fine 一切如常


Headline story : The amendment of the Road Transport Act which increases the compound fines of major traffic offences (beating traffic light, double line overtaking, speeding....) from RM 300.00 to RM 1000.00 was presented in Parliament for first reading.

Under the day light story:

" Encik (Mr.), you were speeding at 100 km/hr ...the limit is 90 km/hr.... "

" Aiya... sorry lah....."

" now the fine for speeding has increased to RM 1000.00 you know... a lot of money!"

" Can help or not? "

" you mean help you to pay less?"

" yes lah..."

" aha! it is you who asked me to help... yah lah, RM1000.00 is really expensive .... how much you think is cheaper? "

" RM50 can gao dim (settle) lah.."

" Oooii friend, the fine has increased 3 folds to RM1000. Last time RM 50 OK, but now must be RM 200 ..... otherwise you go to court to pay RM 1000 lah!.."

"Adoi ... you also like perompak (robber)...."

" I am helping you to save RM 800.00..."

" Ok lah....200 ...200 lah ... "

" I didn't ask any thing from you Mr... It is you who offered me ...I know the law very well, it is not lawful to ask from you .. It is you who asked me to help.... and you give it to me..... "

I am doubtful the increase of fine has any effect on reducing road accident and fatality... but very sure that this amendment will help many to increase their income... after all, the Government is trying very hard to raise the per capita income of the people so that the nation can achieve the status of developed nation in 2020!

And it is safe to say that, with such steep fine and under the 1 Malaysia and Malaysia Boleh spirit, more would ask: mau selesai (want to settle)? and many would answer: Mesti mau selesai (sure want to settle) ........

RM 1000 fine, no problem, KITA BOLEH SELESAI! (we can settle!)



头版新闻:修改陆路交通法令提呈国会首读,将严重交通违规(如闯红交通灯,双线超车,超速等)的罚款,从三百零吉,增加到一千零吉。

光天化日下的新闻

“英仄(先生),你驾到真快,时速一百公里,但这里速限是九十公里。。”

“哎呀,真对不起。。。”

“。。。你知道,现在超速的罚款已经提高到一千零吉。。。一个很大的数目。。!”

“可以帮帮忙吗?。。”

“你是说,给少一点?”

“是的”

“啊哈,是你要求我帮助的。。。不过,一千元的确是很贵。。。你认为便宜些是多少?。。”

“五十零吉搞定啦。。。”

“哎哟,朋友,现在的罚款已经提高三倍。。以前五十零吉还可以,现在至少二百零吉。。”

“啊嘟。。。水涨船高,你好像强盗叻。。”

“你不愿意也不要紧,但我是帮助你省回八百零吉。。”

“。。。好啦。。。好啦。。。两百就两百啦。。”

“朋友,我没向你要什么,而是你自愿奉献的。我对法律非常熟悉,向你要是犯法的。。。你要求我帮助。。。。也是你给我的!”

我怀疑这法令修改,提高罚款,能帮助减低交通意外及死亡人数。但我很肯定的,有许多人的收入会增加及改善。再说,政府也在努力提高国民收入,到2020年,达到先进国的目的。

我也很确定的说,在一个马来西亚及马来西亚可以的精神下,一千零吉的罚款,会驱使更多人问:要搞定吗?也会有更多人回答:一定要搞定!

一千零吉罚款,没问题,我们一定可以搞定!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Buaya!